the difference between tattooed people and not tattooed people is….

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

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tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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dietcrush:

once in elementary school we were taking a spelling quiz and I couldn’t remember how to spell “significant” and I was freaking out and this boy in my class blurted “it’s spelled just like ‘sign if i cant’” today he and I are best friends

(via murlocbl00d)