shaynthevandal:

I love kissing. I love the way they feel, I love the sighs and moans that follow. I love the small pauses and teases for more. I love the small taste of tongue that brush together occasionally. I love the wandering hands. I like biting. I like pulling. I like running my tongue lightly across their bottom lip. I like the little laughs when its almost too good and you can’t help yourself. Idk. Making out as a whole is just pretty great.

Sexual frustration just increased by 300% 

(Source: drippingiingold, via spooksss)

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

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burstintocolour:

loveandlaughallday:

victoriansslut:

roboticappendages:

all-american-oncest:

fagwizard:

hypnotiqradiance:

dejesusv:

everthorne:

is having a penis weird

like

it just hangs there

occasionally flopping 

girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time

do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?

bouncing

actually yes

yes

yeah

most definitely

Of course

oh

uh huh

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