kumquaticecream:

misanclrist:

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?

(Source: dumbgay, via xkittykendrax)

eatpussylivehappy:

*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?

WAS IT YOU?

THIS SHIT GOOD!!

(via xkittykendrax)

ultimatephaggotron:

thetimeywimeyvortex:

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

it’s back

I’M GOING TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME NOW 5EVER

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: rapexrevenge, via xkittykendrax)

8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

(Source: paarasytes, via ashleyyturner)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via thefuuuucomics)