the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
WAS IT YOU?
THIS SHIT GOOD!!
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.